User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/I dunno/Commit assault on a random tank for no reason

You rush towards the Basic and attempt to punch him.

"What is this?"

You hit him. His skin convexes a little bit, but it pops back out, as if you had just punched a soft ball. It wasn't really that soft, though, but it wasn't hard either. The texture felt smooth, but a little rough near the gray cylinder.

"Ow! Hey, that wasn't very nice! Is that some sort of communication tactic from your dimension!?"

...

"Oh, I see how it is. You're in for it now. You have no idea what we're capable of."

"Really," you think to yourself. "What's it gonna do, smack me with the cylinder?"

Suddenly, a blue ball comes rushing from the cylinder. The tank is knocked back a little bit, looking as if he just had a lot of pressure hit him from the front in a way that wouldn't hurt you, but might knock you over. You weren't expecting the ball, and due to your proximity, it hits you in the chest before you can react. Blood splatters around you.

"AGH," you shout, falling to the floor. "What?"

Your chest is bleeding all over. You are breathing heavy. There's an extreme pain in your chest. You are struggling to move. That blue ball was too strong. You can't handle this much longer.

"What a shame. Maybe if you decided not to be like everyone else, you wouldn't be dying."

You plead to him not to kill you. It's no use. He prepares himself for the recoil, and shoots another blue ball. You try to get out of the way, but you can't. It hits you right in your head, which explodes.

You died.