User:Fuzzo the fuzzy bee/I dunno/Leap in front of the tank

You make a pretty risky yet quite obvious move. You jump right in front of the tank. This catches him by surprise. He stumbles backwards in shock. The square's expression changes to confusion, and he stops running, instead hiding behind a small, gray object.

You hadn't planned ahead this far. Improvising, you say, "maybe we can be friends with the square and make friends to collect experience from potentially... uh... well... yeah, um, more eth- not evil sources, like, um... killing a bad person instead of... an innocent, neutral... yeah-um, person, thing, or something."

Surprisingly, this works. "Alright, you're the one whose life is on the line. I'll let you make the decisions."

The square peeks out from behind the gray thing, looking slightly worried. It begins slowly making its way forwards.

"Uh... hi."

New party member: Square

Objective complete!

Suddenly, a tank appears. He has two barrels instead of one. He looks hostile.

Basic: "Oh, no. This isn't good."

The Twin fires two bullets, heading straight towards you. You don't have time to react, not being used to this, but fortunately, the Basic jumps in front of you, blocking the hits.

Basic HP: 100->50

The Twin takes another shot.

"Get out of the way!"

You and the Basic both dodge the bullets. The Basic fires a bullet at the Twin. The Twin begins aiming at the square. The square looks horrified.

Twin HP: 100->75

Basic HP: 50->55

Okay, in terms of stats, you have 30 HP and can punch for 10 damage.
 * Basic attacks, you block one bullet
 * Basic attacks, you block two bullets
 * Basic blocks a bullet and attacks, you block one bullet
 * Basic blocks two bullets and attacks, you attack
 * Basic attacks and blocks one bullet, you attack
 * Basic attacks, you attack
 * Basic attacks one bullet and blocks one bullet, you attack
 * Basic attacks one bullet, you block one bullet