Coiffure

The Coiffure is a tier 5 tank that upgrades from the Smashception and the Excalibur at level 60.

Design
The Coiffure has a circular body with a black hexagonal shell beneath it. It has 2 "Smashception" turrets, rather than the Smashception's one turret.

Technical
The Coiffure has a massive body, being the largest tank playable. It has immense health, the largest of all playable tanks, while sharing similar stats with the Smashception. Like the Smashception, it has an upgrade cap of 12.

As the Coiffure

 * Use your size to smash tanks from further away. You a bit CHONKY
 * Use your size to tank damage for teammates. A literal tank!
 * This tank is slow, so, even with all its health, you may get killed before reaching the enemy.
 * Try to hunt low-ROF tanks so that they deal less knockback, allowing you to reach them.
 * You have a higher FOV than most tanks. Use ambush attacks to kill people!
 * In general, this is not a very good tank because of its speed.
 * There is a VERY good way to cheese Oxyrex.io Boss Rush that I recently discovered involving Coiffure and Redistributor.
 * For some reason, Oxyrex bosses really like to chase Coiffure and prioritize it over Dominators and other tanks. You just have a lot of fat!
 * As the Coiffure, lure bosses to ram Dominators to kill them. The main disadvantage here is that you don't get points, but at least you helped!
 * As the Redistributor: stay close to the Coiffure to see which Dominators it's luring bosses into. The Dominator takes LOTS of damage and dies after about 3 bosses, so shoot the Dominator twice to restore it to continue ramming bosses into it.
 * Fire a few times to lower the bosses' health and the amount of damage the Dominator receives.





Against the Coiffure

 * This tank doesn't work well against AI. Even with its size, it just still can't reach them, and the reduced speed doesn't help.
 * When a Coiffure is chasing you, fire into it to knock it back (it doesn't have minecraft netherite armor ok), slowing it down. It will never reach you!
 * Don't use low-ROF tanks like Ranger. Ranger is Coiffure's food.
 * Windstorm is not Coiffure's food since it deals lots of knockback. Coiffure is Windstorm's food!
 * By far the best way to kill it is to use Chiller branch. Chiller is really good against all smashers because it slows them down, and smashers are all about speed you know!
 * If you see someone with "Slime" in their name, please kill them for deleting the GPS page. ThuliumThe69thElement is a bit annoyed. Thanks!
 * Slime Adventures, I copied and pasted all the information here onto row 69 on a Google Spreadsheet, so if you delete it, then I will Uno Reverse Card you.
 * You'll have to get up earlier in the morning to trick me.
 * *wakes up at 4:00 am*





Trivia

 * It has the largest body size in the playable tanks, with the size being about 1.6x of the normal tanks.
 * Coincidentally, Smasher branch hosts both the largest and smallest tanks available to players: Coiffure and Careener.
 * Coincidentally again, both tanks start with C.