User:ThuliumThe69thElement

WARNING: This page is about a relatively new user who is, let's say, not the most appropriate in real life. Or else why would their name be the 69th element?

Still here? Ok I guess. I warned you though.

In real life
I like to play Woomy Arras.io and Minecraft.

Some of my pastimes include


 * Making strange and not-PG conversations with my friends
 * Sleeping
 * Lying on a couch/bed and doing nothing

Whatever you do, don't talk to me about


 * Movies. 50/50 chance that it makes an appearance in my dark nightmares.
 * Forgiving Slime Adventures
 * Why I write too much
 * Telling me to shut up. I don't take this nicely and usually do the exact opposite.
 * Why I'm wrong in something related to science or vocabulary. You're just going to humiliate yourself.

You can guess whether I'm a boy or girl (it's pretty obvious). I go by "he him" and "disgusting menace-to-society creepy weirdo lurking in alleys and preying on innocent civilians". However, I call myself "they them" on wiki pages because I think it gives me a cool digital aura of mystery.

On this wiki
I like to write new pages! I'm getting pretty good at it now, though I still add way too many details. Should probably trim it down a bit. Just a bit.

Some telltale signs of a Thulium-polluted page are strikethrough, CAPS LOCK, references to my hate of tryhards, extremely detailed Strategy sections, (parenthesis), and strange jokes concerning the Monday mystery meat and your grades.

I don't make a lot of contributions (I'm not first anymore on the leaderboard, Misfit Being is), but I probably contribute the most in bytes. Most of my edits on the changes log are bold green.

Sometimes I like to slowly write pages by adding on small sections over a few days. If I'm in the middle of this, please do not disturb it too much :)

Feel free to edit any of my pages. Any of them, just not GPS. Slime Adventures ruined it, but I fixed it :) and don't want any disturbance there.

Names
You'll commonly see me as these names:

However, I like to whip up disguises to conceal my true identity and kill random people. So far I've made these (not complete list):
 * Thulium, the 69th element
 * quit joshing around


 * Sometimes I like to impersonate AI names.
 * Mike Ox Lon Gan Joo C
 * George Washington
 * God
 * yes daddy
 * SNEAKY LINK
 * sneaky
 * SNEAKY LINK 3:00 AM GONE WRONG
 * I WROTE THIS PAGE ON TANON.IO WIKI
 * A Woomy Arras photographer
 * 69
 * your mom
 * lick
 * you're overlooking something
 * GET DOWN ON YOUR INSECT HOOVES
 * I strongly dislike fried oreos
 * stop spawn-camping me

Want to talk with me?
I don't use discord or anything like that, so there's no good way to talk to me. HAHAHHA

Tryhards
I really hate tryhards. They always try so hard and ruin the experience for non-tryhards like me! Tryhards include anyone with "vn", "Axolotl", "fried oreo", or special symbols like [ / * ? etc., but definitely NOT limited to them.

Lore (thanks Misfit Being for the inspiration)
Note: not everything in this paragraph about real-life thulium is true.

To punish the tanks, the bosses created the AWP-69, a very strong boss with minions and Streamliners, out of a special, precious element named thulium. Thulium is used in real life to make green light in lighting arcs, giving AWP-69 its distinctive green color. They released the AWP-69 and it went on a rampage, killing everyone in its path. The tanks were horrified and ran away.

The tank government decided that they needed to stop the AWP-69, so they assembled an army of strong, skilled tanks. They called themselves the Tryhards. Led by Wocks, they were sent out to kill the boss. The Tryhards soon found and surrounded it, and, with their sheer skill, defeated it, with Wocks dealing the final blow.

However, the bosses had one last trick up their sleeve. The AWP-69, instead of giving experience to Wocks, EXPLODED violently, releasing neutrons everywhere. The neutrons binded with the AWP-69's regular thulium-169, creating thulium-170, which is radioactive. The explosion carried the now-radioactive thulium all over the world, contaminating large patches of land and shapes.

The contaminated land had extremely harsh conditions, where only pentagons and crashers could survive, and became to be known as the Pentagon Nest. The shapes started glowing bright green, and mutated to become extra strong and poisonous. One Guardian that got thulium on it became super-duper strong with a LOT of health. Wocks luckily survived, but was contaminated with radiation and can occasionally shoot out green guardians.

Some of the radioactive thulium landed on tanks and gave them special abilities. Their bullets could poison people. These tanks renamed themselves to their acidic abilities and became Acid, Toxin, Cyanide, Stingray and more.

Many Tryhards died, but a large number still survived and passed on their skill to future Tryhards.

One day, an innocent little tank was passing by the site of the AWP-69 explosion when the wind blew a little bit of leftover thulium into it. The thulium took over the tank's mind and created ThuliumThe69thElement, determined to avenge the funny number and KILL. THE. TRYHARDS.

* dramatic smash cut* weee

Trivia
Did you know that...


 * Thulium was discovered in 1879 by Per Teodor Cleve.
 * Thulium's average atomic mass number is approximately 169 amu. A *noice* coincidence!
 * Thulium has 35 isotopes.
 * Thulium is used in surgical lasers.
 * Thulium-170 gives off neutrons when bombarded with radiation.

Pretty cool right?

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