User:ThuliumThe69thElement

WARNING: This page is about a relatively new user who is, let's say, not the most appropriate in real life. Or else why would their name be the 69th element?

Still here? Ok I guess. I warned you though.

Me
I like to play Woomy Arras.io and Minecraft. I'm not that good at either.

My highest record in Woomy Arras is around 5 million points with the Circuit. That's pretty high, but it's a really overpowered tank, so who cares?

Names
You'll commonly see me as these names:


 * Thulium, the 69th element
 * quit joshing around
 * (something about tryhards. I don't like tryhards)
 * 69
 * 420
 * 69420
 * (an unnamed player using a tank branching off of Inferno)
 * your mom
 * Mike Ox Lon Gan Joo C
 * [AI] CUCK
 * It pooped me

My favorite tanks to use all branch off Inferno, Flamethrower, and Annihilator. I guess I have a very destructive personality.

Want to talk with me?
I don't use discord or anything like that, so there's no good way to talk to me. HAHAHHA

Tryhards
I really hate tryhards. They always try so hard and ruin the experience for non-tryhards like me! Tryhards include anyone with "vn", "Axolotl", "fried oreo", or special symbols like [ / * ? etc., but definitely NOT limited to them.

Lore (thanks Misfit Being for the inspiration)
Note: not everything in this paragraph about real-life thulium is true.

To punish the tanks, the bosses created the AWP-69, a very strong boss with minions and Streamliners, out of a special, precious element named thulium. Thulium is used in real life to make green light in lighting arcs, giving AWP-69 its distinctive green color. They released the AWP-69 and it went on a rampage, killing everyone in its path. The tanks were horrified and ran away.

The tank government decided that they needed to stop the AWP-69, so they assembled an army of strong, skilled tanks. They called themselves the Tryhards. Led by Wocks, they were sent out to kill the boss. The Tryhards soon found and surrounded it, and, with their sheer skill, defeated it, with Wocks dealing the final blow.

However, the bosses had one last trick up their sleeve. The AWP-69, instead of giving experience to Wocks, EXPLODED violently, releasing neutrons everywhere. The neutrons binded with the AWP-69's regular thulium-169, creating thulium-170, which is radioactive. The explosion carried the now-radioactive thulium all over the world, contaminating large patches of land and shapes.

The contaminated land had extremely harsh conditions, where only pentagons and crashers could survive, and became to be known as the Pentagon Nest. The shapes started glowing bright green, and mutated to become extra strong and poisonous. One Guardian that got thulium on it became super-duper strong with a LOT of health. Wocks luckily survived, but was contaminated with radiation and can occasionally shoot out green guardians. Many Tryhards died, but a large number still survived and passed on their skill to future Tryhards.

One day, an innocent little tank was passing by the site of the AWP-69 explosion when the wind blew a little bit of leftover thulium into it. The thulium took over the tank's mind and created ThuliumThe69thElement, determined to avenge the funny number and KILL. THE. TRYHARDS.

* dramatic smash cut*

Trivia
Did you know that...


 * Thulium was discovered in 1879 by Per Teodor Cleve.
 * Thulium's average atomic mass number is approximately 169 amu. A *noice* coincidence!
 * Thulium has 35 isotopes.
 * Thulium is used in surgical lasers.
 * Thulium-170 gives off neutrons when bombarded with radiation.

Pretty cool right?