User:Stoplookin9/lore

In ancient times, long before the wars, was the first egg. For a long time, nothing happened. Then, the egg began to grow. It grew rapidly, then cracked. The first Alpha Pentagon appeared.

The Alpha Pentagon was lonely, so he created more eggs out of the remains of the egg shell. These eggs hatch into the squares, triangles, and pentagons that we all know and love.

Some eggs didn’t hatch though. Those became tanks. They grew and became bigger. The tanks explored the arena, bumping into polygons alone the way. Some began to gain barrels. They shot harmless, little bullets that bounced around and pushed things.

One tank, a Basic, had it’s barrel jammed. It couldn’t shoot anything, so it sharpened the barrel and poked things around. It became the first Lancer.

Another tank, the Pounder, had a wide barrel. It could stuff eggs in the barrel and shoot the eggs out. One day, the Pounder shot an egg out and accidently killed the lancer. The Pounder was so shocked that he vowed to never shoot again. He dismantled the barrel, took the remains of the Lancer, and ran off into the distance.

The Pounder ran and ran until it encountered the Alpha Pentagon. The Pentagon had started to grow a new side. It became an Alpha Hexagon. The Pounder inserted the Lancer’s body into the Hexagon. With the Hexagon, the Lancer came back alive. It became the first Smasher.

Soon, Smashers and Basics lived together in harmony.

Then, the polygons turned against the tanks.

The First War
First, the pentagons turned. They rammed into the Basics, who shot tiny bullets. One Basic decided to add another barrel and became the twin. Soon, others follow.

The pentagons created crashers to steal technology from the Basics and Twins. Some Basics made their barrels longer and became Snipers. Others widened the barrel tip and became Machine Guns. A few became Pounders.

At the end of the war, fallen heroes such as the Booster and the Overlord were buried with honor. But the tanks have lost the ability to grow and evolve.

The first Smasher had realized that if they combine with tanks, the tanks will become very durable and powerful. Thus came the Auto-Smasher.

Years after the First War, the world was dominated by many different Smashers. Every Smasher had an auto-turret.

Tank A
The Tank A project was created by a group of Smashers known as the Minds. They intended to clone themselves. The design was simple: A smasher with a high amount of experience would divert some into the clone. When the clone died, the experience would return to the smasher, where the process would repeat. Due to experience physics discovered by the first Flabbergaster, a limit of 2 clones could be created. If more were created, the smasher would die. The plan was for the clones to be very independent of the host smasher. This failed, so the clones (or probes, as the Flabbergaster had consistently insisted) became inanimate. They became simple minions, albeit the same size as the smasher.