Translator

The Translator is a Tier 5 Tank upgrading from Auto-Tri-Angle at level 60. It's a stacked tryhard tank that's steadily gaining popularity among tryhards.

Design
The Translator has two rear cannons like the Tri-Angle on both of its butt cheeks. It has two small, thin rectangley Hershey chocolate bars barrels on its front that are similar to Pelleter.

On its body, it has a Twin auto turret. Oh so Auto-Smasher is not alone!

Technical
The Translator shoots Pelleter bullets from its front bullets, but they're a bit different. They deal high damage and have low penetration, but are quite slow (slower than Pelleter).

Its Twin auto turret deals low damage and has low penetration. The Twin bullets are even slower than the Pelleter ones, meaning that they have less range and stay closer to the tank.

When firing forwards at an enemy, the Translator quickly makes a cloud of small bullets with its FOUR barrels. Anything caught in this Google-Translate-storm is quickly wiped out, making it quite overpowered.

Upgrades
The Translator is a Tier 5 Tank upgrading from Auto-Tri-Angle at level 60. It does not upgrade any further.

What do you mean I copied-and-pasted that? You copied-and-pasted your homework onto Google Translate even after your teacher said not to 27 times, stop talking! >:( (You even used this in your Duolingo lesson, I bet.)

Strategy
WARNING: This tank is steadily gaining in popularity among tryhards since it's really stacked, comparable to Highwayman. If you use this tank, ThuliumThe69thElement and others will show great disapproval.

ThuliumThe69thElement (this page's creator) is not responsible for any emotional damage caused by the anti-tryhard movement followers. (more like I'll be the one causing it, so technically I am)

As the Translator

 * Upgrade Movement Speed, Reload, and Bullet Damage.
 * Don't invest too many points into Bullet Penetration/Health/Speed. They're not that important.
 * A decent build ThuliumThe69thElement created, The Car Crash, is suitable for this tank (though Highwayman is more effective). It goes 0, 1, 3, 6, 4, 9, 9, 9, 1, 0.
 * With your high movement speed and deadly bullets, you can do a hit-and-run strategy like Highwayman (they're really similar). Quickly approach enemies and get close enough to damage them, then quickly retreat.
 * If you want points, kill...
 * low-ROF tanks like the Sniper. They can't shoot fast enough to keep you away.
 * low-FOV tanks like the Macaroni (come on man why you eat me). They can't see you in time and will die of surprise. Comparable to a Minecraft 1.18 "drop creeper" aw man.
 * tanks that are in the middle of another fight. They won't be able to hold off two people at once and will most likely die.
 * Sometimes I see clumps of 5 or 6 enemy AI fighting each other to the death in woomyarras.cx, so think of scenarios like that.
 * Stay away from bullet spam. Your math grade bullet penetration is absolute, undeniable GARBAGE.
 * One-shot tanks are dangerous, like Planer or Destroyer in general. Don't pick fights with them since you'll be dead before you know it.
 * Redistributor can be killed with Translator. Just hope that they miss and haven't upgraded Movement Speed. Still, I wouldn't recommend it.
 * You're surprisingly good at barging through traps with your mini bullet spam (wait then what's Barge for), so tanks like Arsenal aren't difficult to kill.
 * Stay away from Machine Trapper and Mega Trapper though.
 * Not even Survivalist can handle your bullets (found out the hard way). I would still stay away from their dangerous blocks though.
 * Drone tanks are risky to kill since a lot of things must go right.
 * If they're keeping their drones close to their body, it's better to back off. Tanks with *STURDY* drones like the Professor often do this.
 * If they have autofire off and have drones circling their body, don't attack because to land bullets, you'll get within the drones' range.
 * If you're stupid, ThuliumThe69thElement, or just plain unlucky, you might run head-on into the drones and die.
 * If your health gets too low, then just run away. Fast tanks like Propeller are harder to actually kill than others since they can just run away and heal.

Against the Translator

 * Note that there's no good way to kill fast tanks like the Translator since if they're low on health they can just run away and become an abandoned orphan begging for food and shelter.
 * Avoid low-ROF tanks because they can't shoot enough bullets to emphasize ScArE TacTics like this. BOOOOO
 * Also don't use low-FOV tanks like the Macaroni because Translator can locate you with its auto-turret and quickly attack. There's not that many of these tanks though.
 * Drone tanks are risky but can scare the Translator off. A few tips:
 * Turn autofire off. See above for how this works.
 * Use tanks with *STURDY* (not again) drones like the Professor because they can withstand Translator's bullets better and deal more damage.
 * Don't use Overload here though, since your drones are too slow and take 69420 millennia to respawn.
 * Get lucky.
 * The best tanks to use are bullet spammers. Remember that Translator's bullet penetration is garbage.
 * So-called "crowd-control" tanks like Octo-Tank are pretty good since they keep it away.
 * Focused bullet spammers with strong, *STURDY* (please stop) bullets like Twin are effective.
 * Streamliner is not that good though. Its bullets are very weak and Translator moves too fast to hit it.
 * One-shot tanks are also quite risky but can protect you. If Translator approaches, quickly fire a one-shot bullet to scare it off.
 * Do not use Redistributor because, well, you will miss and you will die.
 * Ok fine, you can use tryhard tanks without persecution. SIKE, I LIED—

Trivia

 * Google Translate can translate over 100 languages. Quite impressive!
 * If you're that marble in the knife drawer, the Translator's name came from Google Translate.
 * The formal definition of translate (paraphrased) is to put the contents of a text into a different language.
 * Why is everyone copying my useless Trivia sections? (By everyone I actually mean Misfit Being)