User:Soldier Rupert Price/Basic

This is a joke article!

Intro
The Basic is literally a tank in the game, it serves no purpose other than making jokes about you >:D. Amogus upgrades into it if it wants to be a Sussy Basik.

Design
The Basic is a fet tank because it is an egg on steroids. It ate too much King Burgers and now have to fight other fet tanks.

Technical
The Basic fires thicc bullets because the thicc body was not enough for him. It is stronger than a Skinny Twin because reasons.

Upgrades
The Basic is Amogus disguised and it can upgrade into other fet tanks that make him go shoot.

As the Basic

 * Run like in the 90s. That way you can stop being fet and GO PLAY SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE FETNESS!
 * You are a nub if you want to use this.
 * You are very sus because this is Red Impasta -.-
 * The Basic loves the Trimancer's doritos. That's why he's fet.

Against the Basic

 * It is fet. Don't kill it because it will make you fet, unless you are skinny enough or are fet enough.
 * Distract it with a Trimancer >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Trivia

 * This is sussy trivia